By Mike Nistler
In the March/April issue of Minnesota Moments, I wrote about a hero of mine who was dying. His name was Lloyd Kunkel. After I wrote my column on Lloyd, I stopped in for a visit with him. I gave him a copy of the magazine and we chatted, for the last time.
I told him I hoped he and I could watch a Pearl Lake Lakers baseball game sometime this summer. We won’t get that chance. Lloyd passed away on Saturday after his long battle with cancer. I wrote the following words, a discussion I imagined that St. Peter and St. Paul had when they learned of Lloyd’s death.
I hope you enjoy it, Lloyd.
St. Peter: Say, Paul, did you see who are all-star baseball team just got to play left field and bat third?
St. Paul: No, who? Did something happen to Harmon Killebrew?
Peter: No, no, he’s doing fine. It’s that other power hitter from Minnesota, Lloyd Kunkel from Pearl Lake. He passed away on Saturday.
Paul: Aw, that’s too bad. He was such a great man on earth. He’ll be missed. But I’m sure the guys up here will be glad to have him. They’ve had their eyes on him for quite some time, ever since he was a youngster. Man of man, could that kid play ball.
Peter: Yeah, he was one of the best. It’s funny, too. He’ll be the only starter on our team who never played in the pros.
Paul: Do you think the other guys will hold that against him? Give him a razing and all?
Peter: Are you kidding. I hear that a group of them met him at the Pearly Gates. (Peter chuckles) Pearly Gates, that’s funny. From Pearl Lake to the Pearly Gates. Lloyd will be right at home!
Paul: What about Hank Aaron? Where are we going to play him?
Peter: Hank told Lloyd that he could have his spot. He said Lloyd was better defensively than he ever was. Did you hear stories about his prowess in the field? Why, some say he was better than Shoeless Joe Jackson on getting a break on a hit ball. Unfortunately, Shoeless Joe had some issues on earth that keeps him out of our starting line-up.
Paul: Well, that won’t be a problem with Lloyd. He was a man of impeccable character. And boy was that man ever humble. I never once heard him boast or brag. Even after he’d plant a baseball some 500 feet from homeplate, he’d just round the bases with his head down. What a fine example he was for so many for so long.
Peter: Speaking of planting, that Lloyd was quite the farmer, too. We don’t have many players on this team with roots in agriculture. I guess that’s why Lloyd farmed instead of played ball for a living. It was a much more noble profession.
Paul: Let’s go to the practice field and see how Lloyd looks in his uniform. We can welcome him to heaven and ask him how things are back in Pearl Lake. I understand the local team is going to have a decent squad this year. Maybe they’ll dedicate the season to Lloyd and win the whole ball of wax. Wouldn’t that be a nice tribute?
Peter: Ah, Lloyd wouldn’t like anything special. But yeah, that would be nice.
