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Monthly Archives: November 2008

Counting our blessings

By Audrey Kletscher Helbling

Given the current economic situation in our country, focusing on the “thank” part of Thanksgiving presents more of a challenge this year to many people. Folks are losing their homes and jobs. Businesses are closing. Prices for most everything have gone through the roof. Money is tight.

It’s easy to get trapped in the gloom and doom attitude. I admit, I’ve gone there myself. I’ve wondered what kind of mess we’ve gotten ourselves into as a nation. I wonder how much more basic costs for health care, food, heat and such can rise.

But then I stop myself and realize just how many blessings abound in my life and those of most Americans.

Most of us have roofs over our heads, even if we don’t all own the walls beneath them. That’s unlike some residents of a remote village along the Paraguay River, where my oldest daughter traveled several years ago while on a mission trip. Those villagers lived in trees.

Most of us have enough food to eat. That’s unlike some Third World countries, where grains of rice comprise a meal.

We live in a country free of war. That’s unlike war-torn lands such as Iraq, Afghanistan and Somalia.

As bad as we think it is right now, it could be worse, much worse.

Word choice

By Audrey Kletscher Helbling

Words sometimes have a way of coming out not quite exactly as intended. So it’s important, especially if you’re in the writing profession (and politics), to choose words carefully, lest they be misconstrued.

With that premise, I point to an example from The Gaylord Hub, a weekly newspaper based in Gaylord. I worked there as a reporter my first two years out of college. And while my mass communications professors at Minnesota State University, Mankato, taught me well, my former boss, Jim Deis, will tell you I still had a thing or two to learn as “the cub from The Hub.” Thankfully, Jim was an excellent teacher.

Since leaving Gaylord nearly 30 years ago, I have continued to receive The Hub each week in my mailbox. I enjoy reading about the small town I once covered. Community leaders have changed through the years. Businesses have closed; others opened. Young people have grown up. Take Mike Max, who now works as a sports guy for WCCO. I once wrote a feature on Mike and his brother, Marc, and their baseball card collection.

But I’m getting sidetracked, so back to that word usage issue.

Read this paragraph, lifted from the lead of a front page article published in the November 20 issue of The Hub: 

No charges are expected following a report of an assault and theft of a 23-year-old Gaylord woman.

Not to make light of the alleged crime, but as written, it appears that someone stole a young woman. Not exactly what was intended, I’m pretty sure. Rather I expect the writer meant to write: No charges are expected following a report of an assault on and theft from a 23-year-old woman.

One word can change the entire meaning of a sentence.

Semantics, word choice, word positioning, language, sentence structure and accuracy — all are very big deals in journalism. You taught me well, Jim.

A night at The White House or free beer at the Super 8

By Audrey Kletscher Helbling

Sometimes a sign or billboard catches my attention and makes me wonder, “What exactly were they thinking?”

Take a sign advertising The White House Inn in Aberdeen, S. D., as economical and elegant. Excuse me, but those two adjectives rather contradict each other. I suppose it’s possible to have both. And since I didn’t stay at the South Dakota White House while in Aberdeen, who am I to judge?

I’ve never been to the real White House either, the one along Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington D.C. But I wondered, what are the similarities between the South Dakota White House Inn and the presidential abode? I logged onto the internet and clicked back and forth between the two White House websites. Both white? Check. Boxy architecture with decorative exterior columns? Check. Small pets allowed? Check. Truck parking? In Aberdeen, yes. In the nation’s capital, nope.

Our friends to the west offered up another interesting sign, this one at the Super 8 Motel Aberdeen East. The words free beer practically shouted for motorists to turn off the highway and book a room. Maybe this isn’t unusual signage for South Dakota, but I’d never seen free beer used as a motel lure.

Curious about this free beer promo, I checked out the website (not into the motel) and found that free tap beer is offered along with free snacks from 5 p.m. – 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday. The website also boasts “some of the world’s best pheasant hunting right here in Aberdeen, South Dakota.” Ah, the Super 8 was targeting beer drinking hunters. Makes complete sense now.

Not to be outdone by South Dakota, Minnesota offers its share of odd signage. One such sign exists right here in Faribault, where the local Kentucky Fried Chicken is advertising NEW ORIGINAL STRIPS. Now, how can chicken strips be original if they’re new? Or how can original strips be new? Boy, I’m confused.

Finally, a huge billboard along the east side of Interstate 35W between here and the Twin Cities reads Uh, Dad, about the car. A maroon car is smashed into the end of the sign. I’ll give the ad agency an A+ for attention-grabbing creativity. The only problem, I was so enthralled with the uniqueness of a real car impaling a billboard that I failed to see what was being advertised. Guess I’ll have to look more closely the next time I’m on the freeway.

How about you? Have you seen any interesting signs or billboards lately?

Feliz cumpleanos!

By Audrey Kletscher Helbling

My daughter, Miranda, who’s been studying abroad in Argentina since mid-July, turned 21 last Sunday. That left this mom feeling a bit blue, and a bit guilty about mailing a birthday card only days before Miranda’s birthday. The last time I sent a letter to Buenos Aires, delivery took more than two weeks.

Despite my inattentiveness as a mother, Miranda still managed to have a wonderful birthday. Imagine that.

She rather gloated in her blog about the warm summer-time temperatures in Argentina, which allowed her and boyfriend, Diego, who is from Colombia, to enjoy a birthday picnic in a park. They had already begun celebrating on Saturday during Night of the Museums. Entry to all museums was free from 7 p.m. – 3 a.m. No, that’s not a typo. I’ve learned from Miranda that night life in South America extends into the wee hours of the morning.

Miranda and Diego visited the World Tango Museum (my daughter loves tango and salsa) and then moved on to El Centro de Museos. At Museum Center, which is housed in a former brewery, the pair arrived too late for the free beer, distributed to visitors in little cars that ran on a track.

Despite that disappointment, the couple enjoyed a concert at the museum. A highlight of their evening came after Diego realized that an Argentine rock legend was among the performers. Determined to meet the singer, the two hatched a plan. Diego, who is a gifted photographer and who was carrying his tripod and fancy camera with him, pretended to be a Colombian journalist. Security actually let him through, no press pass required.

Now I don’t condone deception, but I must admit that I found this ruse quite clever.

Shortly after midnight, Diego wished Miranda “Feliz cumpleanos!” then treated her to a huge pancake served with chocolate mousse, whipped cream, ice cream and bananas. Even though I don’t like pancakes, I think even I could eat that kind of birthday cake.

Back home in her apartment later that day, Miranda’s host Mom, Rosa, ordered ice cream. Yes, in Argentina, you can order almost anything to be delivered. The two savored their dulce de leche with brownies.

And I was concerned Miranda might not have a wonderful birthday so far away from Minnesota?

Nine degrees in November

By Audrey Kletscher Helbling

OK, hardy native Minnesotan that I am, I should be used to cold temperatures. Right? Then why did I find myself wanting to stay snuggled under the covers this morning until say, May?

Perhaps my reluctance to roll out of bed had something to do with the fact that the thermometer outside my Faribault home registered a single digit — 9 degrees to be exact. That seems a tad cold this early in the season.

So, if you’re reading this from a warmer climate, go ahead, laugh. But just remember as you’re heading into the hot, sunny outdoors, at least I don’t need to worry about getting sunburned.

Deer in the headlights

By Audrey Kletscher Helbling

Thank goodness for a husband with excellent night-time vision. On Wednesday evening, as we were tooling along a winding tar road west of Faribault en route to Mike and Barb’s house for bible study, Randy suddenly slammed on the car brakes. Not enough to give me whiplash, but enough to stop my jabbering.

“What are you doing?” I practically shouted at him.

“What’s that up there?” he answered back.

I looked down the road. Nothing.

We were now moving at a snail’s pace. Then the headlights shone on three deer that had just come out of the woods, walked up the ditch and were taking their sweet old time crossing the roadway.

“How did you see them?” I asked, truly amazed that Randy had spotted the animals, especially from so far away.

“I saw the whites of their eyes,” he answered. Or more accurately, he later told me, he saw our car headlights reflecting from their eyes.

After allowing the deer to lollygag to the other side of the road, we drove the remaining block or so to Mike and Barb’s house.

Once inside, we greeted our bible study group. “We almost brought you some venison,” I said.

“Fresh venison?” Debbie asked.

“Yup,” I said, and everyone laughed.

But you can bet that on the way home, we all drove with our deer radar on high alert.

On the road in South Dakota

By Audrey Kletscher Helbling

As a native of the southwestern Minnesota prairie, I’m no stranger to flat, treeless landscapes and endless skies. I’ve always felt more at home there than anywhere. So this weekend when we left more densely populated southeastern Minnesota, where I now live, for northeastern South Dakota, I felt contentedly comfortable.

There’s just something about the prairie that stirs me unlike any place else. And perhaps because I’m a writer and sometime photographer, I tend to notice the details in my surroundings.

In fact, my husband finally tired of hearing me say, “That would make a great photo.”

“If we stopped everywhere you wanted to take a picture, we would never get there,” he said. There was Aberdeen, S.D., 320 miles from our Faribault home. He was right. If we stopped, we would miss our nephew’s wedding. So I kept my camera stowed away until the return trip home, when I shot pictures through the car windows (so we wouldn’t have to stop).

After miles and miles and miles of driving down highways that seemed to stretch as far as the Rockies, I concluded that northeastern South Dakota all looks pretty much the same. Treeless rolling hills and cornfields near the Minnesota border give way to flatter lands to the west. Large herds of Black Angus graze the countryside.

The distance between farm places grew. Even farms seemed different from Minnesota farm sites. Barns and outbuildings were older; not many pole sheds here. Aged windmills still stood on many places, reminders of early settlement days.

In every tiny town, grain elevators, many marked South Dakota Wheat Growers, loomed above the immense landscape. Those elevators represent to me the hard work of those who farm this rugged land. I also find beauty in these towering structures.

The railroad, which ran parallel to the four-lane we drove, prevails. There’s something hauntingly engaging about a row of boxcars set against the background of the prairie with dark November clouds draping like a heavy curtain backdrop.

Most surprising to me was all of the water — pockets of water between hills and then acres of water spreading like spilled milk across the tabletop of the earth. In southwestern Minnesota, where I grew up, that land would have been tiled and converted to tillable acreage.

Hunting also dominates this part of South Dakota. At points during the drive, we saw a dozen V formations of geese flying northward along a congested highway in the sky. We saw hunters’ dirt-splattered pick-up trucks seemingly abandoned along side gravel roads.

We never once saw a pheasant in South Dakota. But when we were packing our car in an Aberdeen hotel parking lot on Sunday morning, my husband noticed a pheasant feather lying on the pavement near our left rear tire. It seemed fitting that we should find this symbol of South Dakota as we began the long journey home to Minnesota.

Driving through western Minnesota on the way to South Dakota

Paul Bunyan's boat anchor, Ortonville, Minn.

Amber Helbling, who traveled from Minneapolis to Aberdeen along a different route than her parents, holds up Paul Bunyan's boat anchor at Ortonville. Her Mom regrets missing this notable roadside attraction.

By Audrey Kletscher Helbling

I never go anywhere without a notepad and a pen. That said, here are some notes I jotted while on a trip from Faribault to northeastern South Dakota this past weekend. I started writing just outside the Minnesota River community of Granite Falls, where my husband spotted a pair of bald eagles perched in a tree.

At the next town down the road, Montevideo, we crossed an old bridge with steel beams spanning overhead. Few such bridges exist any more and I’m fond of them. Years ago, my Dad would drive our family over a bridge like this on Minnesota Highway 19 near Morton. As we crossed over, we would knock on the roof of the car to keep the trolls at bay. Silly. But the old bridge at Monte brought back memories.

As we wound our way along Minnesota Highway 7, a bright orange water tower marked the town of Watson, self-proclaimed Goose Capital of the USA. I’ve never seen an orange water tower and wondered if the color had anything to do with the hunting that is so big in this area. I suppose we could have stopped at The Goose Bar and asked. Outside of town, a flock of geese flew overhead, a pheasant crossed our path and a sign pointed to the Watson Hunting Camp.

In Milan, just down the road, we spotted another orange water tower and corn piled high beside the grain elevator. I knew this as the home of the Milan Village Arts School. And had there been time, I would have sought out the old red schoolhouse turned arts center.

Heading toward Appleton, I smiled at a snowman guarding the walkway to a rural home. Once inside the city limits, however, my mood turned somber as I noted street signs named after native sons who died in war. In this “Home of Honored Veterans,” soldiers like Jesse M. Lhotka, killed by an Iraqi roadside bomb on Feb. 21, 2005, are forever memorialized. Pausing for a freight train in Appleton gave us additional time to reflect.

Outside of Appleton, we turned, drove past a place called Shooters Bar and Grill and continued on the road to Correll, population 47. The Stock Shoppe antiques store caught my eye. But mostly I noticed all of the boarded-up buildings and an old corner brick building, which I guessed to be a former bank.

Next came Odessa. I didn’t make any notes specifically about the town. But I remember thinking, I like that name and there sure are a lot of deer stands around here. Just outside of Odessa, I saw Stoney Run Lodge. I think I would have enjoyed staying overnight here. Set back from the highway, this appeared a welcoming rural retreat in an old farmhouse.

Soon we started noticing rocks poking through the earth and two particularly large boulders covered with graffiti next to the roadway. We were almost to Ortonville, which borders South Dakota. We caught the outskirts of Ortonville and turned onto U.S. Highway 12 leading to Big Stone City, S.D. A sign for River Street Brewing at Big Stone Marine drew our attention. “I never heard of that brewery,” I said. Turns out the brewing place sells beer and wine making supplies and isn’t truly a brewery.

 Then it was on to South Dakota. But that’s another blog.

Don’t fence me in

By Audrey Kletscher Helbling

For those of you who have been following my blogs about the fancy free, three-legged donkey in Rice County, here’s the latest. (Yes, I realize I just wrote about this wanderer yesterday.)

In today’s local daily newspaper, a single entry dated November 15 appeared in Cops and Courts. The three-legged donkey was reported on the loose, for the fourth time, near the roadway at 160th Street West and Bagley Avenue, only days after his/her last little jaunt.

But this may be the final time you hear of the roaming donkey. Law enforcement officers ordered the owner to erect a fence.

Hmmmm, what a novel idea.

My “husband”

By Audrey Kletscher Helbling

As wedding ceremonies go, my nephew Adam’s this past weekend presented an especially memorable moment.

Adam and Adrienne were into the most important part of the service, the exchange of marriage vows, when the little slip-up happened. Now typically, you would think the nervous bride or groom would stumble on words. But this time it was Pastor Joanne Nagele, who shepherds St. John Lutheran Church in tiny Warner, S.D., just south of Aberdeen.

Pastor Nagele turned to Adam first and told him to repeat: “I, Adam, take thee, Adrienne, to be my lawfully wedded husband.”

Those of us in the pews twitched a bit, wondering if we had really heard what we thought we had heard.

Then Adam started out: “I, Adam, take thee, Adrienne, to be my lawfully wedded WIFE!” He loudly and clearly emphasized the word wife. The entire congregation broke into laughter. I suppose you had to be there to fully appreciate Adam’s dramatic pronouncement of wife.

The poor pastor. I couldn’t see her from where I was seated. But she apparently took her error in stride, remarking later, “At least Adam knows he needs a wife.”

And the rest of us, well, at least we know that Adam was really listening and focusing on the vows exchanged with his beautiful bride, Adrienne.

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